Thursday, August 21, 2014

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

(Source: BuzzFeed)

fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(Source: kaniehtiio)

  • thor: f is for friends who do stuff together
  • thor: u is for you and me
  • thor: n is for anywhere at any time at all HERE IN THE GOLD CITY
  • loki: ..f is for FIRE that burns down the whole town
  • loki: u is for uranium (PATHETIC HUMAN BOMBS)
  • loki: n is for NO SURVIVORS, WHEN I
  • thor: LOKI THAT'S NOT WHAT FUN IS ABOUT

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

sofiaauditores:

hot things to say during sex

  • the liberation of roma has begun
  • die templar scum
  • *reaper noise*
  • now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
  • dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
  • diddly doddly dang
  • i should go
  • can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
  • *super mario voice* wohOOO
  • get back in the animus mr miles
  • where is charles lee

(Source: phantonhives)

littlereya:

baelor:

I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY

WAXY

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MONKEY

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LEAF

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FROG

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LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF

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IT LOOKS SO WISE

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EXCEPT

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BUT THEN

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IN CONCLUSION

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Anonymous said: Do you even read Deadpool comics?

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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No.

thatwasfunwhileitlasted:

relatively quick and dirty. took a damn long time to find a good full-size picture of danny facing right.

thatwasfunwhileitlasted:

relatively quick and dirty. took a damn long time to find a good full-size picture of danny facing right.