real gamers eat their video games
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
- thor: f is for friends who do stuff together
- thor: u is for you and me
- thor: n is for anywhere at any time at all HERE IN THE GOLD CITY
- loki: ..f is for FIRE that burns down the whole town
- loki: u is for uranium (PATHETIC HUMAN BOMBS)
- loki: n is for NO SURVIVORS, WHEN I
- thor: LOKI THAT'S NOT WHAT FUN IS ABOUT
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
hot things to say during sex
- the liberation of roma has begun
- die templar scum
- *reaper noise*
- now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
- dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
- diddly doddly dang
- i should go
- can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
- *super mario voice* wohOOO
- get back in the animus mr miles
- where is charles lee
I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY
LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF
IT LOOKS SO WISE
Anonymous said: Do you even read Deadpool comics?